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So, no America hosting the Olympics in 2016 :(
Dear Michelle,
plz ensure mr. prez gets some good lovin' in condolence for his defeat @ denmark just now. it would be sincerely appreciated.
love,
me.
Also. Glenn Beck is crazy fugly. and potently illogical.
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So when I was in high school, one of the big running jokes was this kid, Billy. Guy wasn't disabled or anything but listening to him you kind of wished he was retarded so he would at least have an excuse for the inane shit that poured from his gaping maw day after day after day.
Billy had convinced himself that he was a genius. All lower level classes, all failing grades: didn't matter; the kid fancied himself smartest and most valuable student, his duty as such to harass teachers at an almost constant rate until graduation, asking them ludicrous questions and running miles in to distant tangents on valuable class time. What's stuck permanently in my brain is the picture of him pulling up a lab stool to sit next to Mr. Krape during labs in Earth Science "just to talk". He looked exactly like the vulture on Bugs Bunny.
Today I started classes at Cecil College, the local place that no one really wants to go to and tells themselves they'll transfer out of four years before standing shamed with a BA in Business Management that probably won't get them too far from where they started. Oh well. The places are cheap and useful and easy going as hell, which is why I found and find myself completely without stress even though I have no books and no real knowledge of future assignments, facts that would have stomped in my brain at the University of Maryland. The place is also kind of boring. Well, really boring. But I expected it!
What I didn't factor in would be the 50-something year old version of Billy What's-his-Face sitting plumb in the middle of my Economics classroom, trying to shoot the shit with teach to somehow prove his worth despite the fact he's a 50-something fox news watching version of Billy What's-his-Face sitting in the middle of my Cecil College Economics classroom. It's like Wilfred Brimley is sitting there, only he's taking legit topics, twisting then around like so much taffy, and throwing them so far in to right field that you can't even see them through all the poor-people-hating, bigoted fog and expect the professor to bring them right back, and he does this every ten goddamn minutes. I mean, I got nothing against trying to get an education at any age. But seriously, stfu when you're doing it. You're ruining it for the rest of us.
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So, today: mama canceled our three generational gramma-mama-me-and-kat Lancaster trip due to the hurricane. and fellas, it's pretty as a picture outside. oh well.
I am REALLY stoked to see Jennifer's Body, btw. I especially appreciate Megan Fox's little faux PSA:
LOL.
"Well, I say Fuck 'Em. Cause they don't know shit."
srs, megan fox. srs.
In other cute fuzzy fatass news, Boots has set up camp on my new ikea bed and is rocking out as we speak. And by rocking out, I mean licking his junk. Loudly.
I've devoted my netflix queue to television DVDs. I WILL catch up on all of the sci-fi/fantasy nerdiness I missed out on in high school because I was too busy being an asshole. I kid. But really. I'm hunting down Battlestar Galactica and seeing what all the fuss is about.
First day of school on Monday and I'm not the least bit nervous.. I credit Boots.
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The other day when my dad and I were seeing Harry Potter for the second time, the trailer for the new Twilight movie played. The one guy became a werewolf and my dad says, "Boy! That was a quick transformation." I couldn't help but laugh, because he was obviously comparing it to all of the other werewolf transformations he's never seen. oh daddy :3
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[06 Aug 2009|04:56pm] |
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So all it takes is the summer heat and a few free hours to get my hands a-stirrin'..
( all of the things i've made recently.. )
That's about all I have pictures of.. i'm off to make more now ;)
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lol
just participated in an acitivity dubbed "songcamming" by the esteemed mikey; i am a soul man
earlier i trekked around the campus with douglas; i'm supposed to hang out with his friends matt, steve, aaron and maybe some others later; met matt my first day when doug bought me chipotle for dinner. aaron's cool, very nice and very accepting seeing as he put up with hannah's yammering all last night. i should've taken more pictures of last night.
i met up with hannah for the first time yesterday around 3 to go to the "protect your shell" fair, which ended up being a "protect yourself from VD here are some free condoms" fair which i guess is great for a college campus. i texted doug to get him to have dinner with us and he brought his brother and friends aaron, matt and.. some guy that can't hit a whiffle ball, think his name was joe. it was actually pretty startling when david and aaron sat next to us at dinner; i thought it may have been a coincidence but.. yeah.
we hung around for like an hour; i wish i could've participated in the guys' conversation but hannah's flirting with aaron sort of drowned it out. david drove a few of us over to the cvs to get a whiffle bat/ball; we played some sort of version of it on the mall that didn't include running. met benny, doug's roommate. is coo. i think i made a good impression on everyone..?
anyway. off to the union.
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